jerk off
masturbate
play with oneself
toss
toss off
tug
wank off
wankery
masturbation
onanism
wanking
wanks
SSI
betcha
bittie
challis
chickenshit
dimwit
drappie
firebug
heeeeeeeeeeee
hibisi
kravitz
lamer
mannie
mook
motherfuckin
rab
right
seater
think
weirdo
Montblanc
bonk
bronc
conch
conk
cronk
honk